Basic info...
-- Name: Dead soul
-- Birthplace: Hell, USA
-- Birthdate: 6, 6, 06
-- Gender: Male
-- Eye Colour: blue
-- Hair Colour: black (LIKE MY SOUL)
-- Height: 5 feet 6 inches
-- Righty or Lefty: Righty
-- Zodiac Sign: No idea
-- Chinese Zodiac: No idea
-- Your heritage: Vampires (BECUZ BLUD IS COOL LOL)
-- Language: English (but I hate america because i'm original

LAYER TWO:
Personal...
-- What do you want to be when you grow up?: poet (BECUZ MY POETRY IS MEANINGFUL..LIKE MY SOUL)
-- What has been the best day of your life?: when i started doin poems lolzzzzzzz
-- Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend/crush?: lol, nu cuz i'm 2 kewl 4 them
-- What are you most scared of?: Being alone. (BECAUSE I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO LEAVE ME )
-- What do you usually think about before you go to bed?: starving children in africa
-- Did you lose someone you really loved?: yes..
-- How many times have you fallen in love?: LOL I'M IN LUV
-- Love your family?: NO, THEY HATE ME!!! *tear*
-- Love your friends?: I have no friends.
-- Your best physical feature: MY SOUL!!!
-- Your bedtime: I don't have one, nor will I ever again.
-- Your most missed memory: If I remember how can I miss it?

LAYER THREE:
This or that?
-- Silver or gold?: Silver
-- Chocolate or flowers?: Chocolate.
-- Color or Black-and-white photos?: Black (LIKE MY SOUL)
-- M&M or Skittles?: Black M&Ms (LIKE MY SOUL!!!)
-- Mexican or Italian food?: Mexican (LIKE MY SOUL)
-- Dog or Cat?: Cat (LIKE MY SOUL)
-- Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi (is black...LIKE MY SOUL)
-- McDonald's or Burger King: Burger King (LIKE MY SOUL)
-- Single or group dates: lolz dating is 2 mainstream 4 me i'm 2 original
-- Adidas or Nike: Adidas
-- Usually wears: black (LIKE MY SOUL!!! )
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
-- Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate (IS BLACK LIKE MY SOUL)
-- Cappuccino or coffee: (black) coffee (lolz)


LAYER FOUR:
Do you...
-- Smoke: MY LUNG ARE BLACK...LIKE MY SOUL!
-- Cuss: Fuck no I don't fucking cuss mother fucker!
-- Sing: MY SOUL!!!!
-- Take a shower: lolz bathing is 2 mainstrem u fag
-- Brush your teeth?: lololol only fagz have teth
-- Have a crush: I'M IN LOVE <333333
-- Do you think you've been in love: LOLZ OF COURSE LOLOLOL
-- Want to go to college: college is 4 squares lol
-- Liked high school: NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME!
-- Want to get married: she will nevr udnerstand the pain I feel
-- Get moion sickness: MY SOULKLLLL
-- Think you're attractive: imma hawt stud lol
-- Think you're a health freak: lol heathly is so mainstream
-- Get alongwith your parent(s): THEY HATE ME
-- Like thunderstorms: it makes the sky black...LIKE MY SOUL!
-- Play aninstrument: my soul is an instrument...
-- Have any piercings?: LOL I PEIRCE EVERYTHING CUZ ITZ NOT MAINSTREAM AND MAKES ME ORIGINAL
-- Drive?: Not yet.
-- Drink?: lol bein an alcoholic is kewl.
-- Have a cell phone?: NO CUZ MY PARENTS HATE AND DON'T UNDERSTAND ME!!


LAYER FIVE:
In a guy/girl...
-- Best eye color?: Blue.
-- Best hair color?: Black. (LIKE MY SOUL)
-- Height: About three feet tall. ( )
-- Best weight: Oh....90 pounds. ( )
-- Best articles of clothing: None.

LAYER SIX:
numbers...
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: black...LIKE MY SOUL
-- Number of piercings: LOL LOTZ
-- Number of tattoos: I DRAW THEM IN BLOOD WITH MY BEST FRIEND MR. RAZOR BLADE
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: NO ONE LOVES ME
-- Number of scars on my body: A LOT..IT'S SYMBOLIC TO THE PAIN I FEEL IN MY HEART
-- Number of things in my past that I regret: being born
LAYER SEVEN:
Animals...
-- Pets: None.
-- Breed of Dog: None.
-- Name of pets: None.


LAYER EIGHT:
Favorite...
-- Movie: The exoricist, because i'm cool
-- Song: Currently: Emo - NO ONE LOVES ME
-- Band: LINKIN PARK LOL
-- Relative: no 1 luvs me!
-- Sport: sprtz r 4 lozers duh
-- Ice Cream Flavor: black...LIKE MY SOUL
-- Fruit: Mango
-- Color: Black (LIKE MY....SOUL)
-- Name for a Girl: vampiress (ITZ ALL GOTH N KEWL LOL)
-- Name for a Boy: Damien (LOLOLOL ISNT THAT A KEWL NAME?)
-- Your favorite shoes: black shoes....LIKE MY SOUL


LAYER NINE:
What do you think about...
-- Suicide: lolz, the world suckz,. i tried to kill myself a lot, because evry1 hatesme, but I just threw up a bunch of times...and i'm too much of a pussy to actually slit my wrist
-- Smoking: lol, it'z totally kewl 2 smok
-- Eating disorders: if u eat 2 much ur a fat fuck lol
-- Summer: lol
-- Tattoos: LOL I LUV THEM THEY R LIKE SYMBOLIC 2 UR INNERMOST BEING
-- Piercings: NO NOT MY BALLS!


And now......
( ) = No
(X) = Yes
(~) = Not telling


(X) I have been drunk
(~) I have kissed a member of the opposite sex
(~) I have kissed a member of the same sex (BI SEXUAL IS TOTALLY NOT MAINSTREAM AND THEREFORE COOL)
( ) I crashed a friend's car
( ) I have been to Japan
( ) I rode in a taxi
(~) I have been in love (LOLOLOLOLOL I AM IN LUV N STUFF LOLOLOLOLOL)
( ) I've shoplifted
( ) I have been fired
(X) I have been in a fist fight
(X) I've snuck out of my parent's house (lawl cuz they dont luv me )
( ) I have been tied up
( ) I have been caught masturbating
( ) I have been arrested
( ) I've made out with a stranger
( ) I've stolen something from my job
( ) I've celebrated New Year's in Time Square
( ) I've gone on a blind date
( ) I've had a crush on a teacher
( ) I've celebrated Mardi-Gras in Sydney
( ) I have been to Europe
(X) I've skipped school
( ) I've slept with a co-worker
( ) I have thrown up in a bar
(X) I have purposely set myself on fire (BECUZ NO 1 LUVS ME
(X) I have eaten sushi
( ) I have been snowboarding
( ) I have been snow skiing
(X) I have made a snow angel
( ) I have been happy with myself NO 1 LUVZ ME
( ) I have met a movie star
( ) I had sex in a pool
( ) I went to a prom
( ) I've bungee jumped/slingshotted
( ) I have been to a concert (rock, punk, etc) LOL LINK PRK R SOI KEWL BY MY MOMMY DOESNT LET ME GO OUTSIDE
( ) I have dated someone for over a year
( ) I sold naked pictures of myself
( ) I have been in a car accident
(~) I have slept in the nude
(X) I've eaten cheesecake
( ) I've had jury duty
(X) I've hated someone without knowing them
( ) I have been to Maine
( ) I've shot a real gun
(X) I've ran around with my trousers around my ankles
( ) I've had sex with someone within a week of meeting them
( ) I've done ecstasy
( ) I've gotten my ass kicked
( ) I've been caught smoking
(X) I've milked a cow
(X) I've got in a verbal fight with a teacher
( ) I've cheated on someone
( ) Lied one time in this survey
( ) Lied more then once in this survey LOL I AM SOOOO HONEST
( ) Threw a party at a friends house when they were gone
( ) Partied every weekend for the last month
( ) Sniffed markers to get high
(X) Slept for more than 15 hours at a time
( ) Petted a live tiger
( ) Kissed someone in the snow
( ) Found a four leaf clover
(X) Gave your parents the finger behind a closed door (and in front of too!)
( ) Gotten drunk in Germany
( ) Cried in public
( ) Cried in public in the last 5 days
( ) Been hit on by a member of the same sex
( ) Been asked to perform oral sex by a complete stranger
( ) Have unknowingly been the other man/woman in a relationship
( ) Have knowingly been the other man/woman in a relationship
( ) Hates the SuicideGirls.com banner


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